♀ ϟ Made of awesome 30-something unhealthily obsessed w/hockey, Gaga, Supernatural, music, hockey, mocking Twilight, hockey, Harry Potter and television! Born in the Peace Country of Alberta, living in Northern Manitoba but my heart and soul belongs back in Toronto! Hockey > Everything Else. The end.
Social Democrat (aka Pink Commie), ENFP, Politically inclined, Socially Aware, Animal Lover, Passionate, Witty, Scorpio, Vertically Challenged, Sarcastic, Aspiring Photographer, Making Poverty History, Potterhead, Lil Monster
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
#Thor was ready to fuck some shit up #oh that dragon/snake/lizard thing wants to come at us? I will fuck that bitch up with my hammer
I read it as I will fuck that bitch with my hammer and I was very okay with that thought.
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS HOLY FRICK
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Oh my lord
Made it through work, it was a good night. Highlight of the night was some drunk guy telling me I “was so hot I gave him a boner”. I swear to god, I can’t make this shit up. He was like “you’re pretty hot” I replied with “aww thanks”. He then thinks the appropriate response is “yeah so hot you give me a boner”…. No. It’s YOU’RE WELCOME.
I pointed out that there are times where just because you THINK something doesn’t mean you should say it out loud, and THIS was one of those times. He was appropriately embarrassed….and left me a $5 tip. BAHAHAHA!
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Submission.
Submission.
Submission.
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